What's News Pussycat?

What's News Pussycat?


A Site For Cat Lovers

Wednesday, 23 December 2015

Merry Christmas

Rosie would like to wish all cats (and their human staff) a Merry Christmas and Happy and Peaceful New Year.

Tuesday, 22 December 2015

Tis The Season!

Thursday, 17 December 2015

Ongoing Advice To My Cat - Constipation

Increase your consumption of oily fish (eg sardines and tuna) to keep you regular.

Tuesday, 15 December 2015

Got Milk?

Didn't Bother To Read The Instructions

Never cry over spilt milk.

Posted by George Takei on Monday, 14 December 2015

Monday, 14 December 2015

Rosie Is Better

I am pleased to say that, some days after a visit to the vet (wherein laxatives and two mini enemas were administered) Rosie is better. 

Her appetite has returned, she is asking for food, her normal personality is back and she is grooming herself properly again. 

Most importantly, she has had a Krakatoa East of Java moment in the litter tray!

Therefore no return visit to the vet is required.

Monday, 7 December 2015

Rosie Is Constipated

Poor Rosie is currently a very constipated little cat.

We have been mixing cat laxatives in her food for since yesterday, but as yet (despite major efforts on her part, she really has been trying hard!) nothing has "come forth" so to speak.

Thursday, 3 December 2015

Ongoing Advice To My Cat - Catty Bags

We don't go out for a meal in an evening with the express intention of ordering more than we need in order to bring you back a catty bag of leftovers.

Wednesday, 2 December 2015

Ongoing Advice To My Cat - Bathroom Floor

It is unwise to sleep next to the step of my bathroom floor at night, as there is a high risk I may not see you and trip up over you.

Tuesday, 1 December 2015

Information For My Cat - Shoebox

Now that you seem to have got bored sleeping in your cardboard shoebox, and have taken up residence on the fridge, we will be disposing of the shoebox.

Monday, 30 November 2015

Good News For My Cat - Scaffolding

Good news Rosie, the roof is now fixed and the scaffolding has been taken down today.

You may now relax safe in the knowledge that you will be warm, dry and undisturbed by ladders, scaffolding and men walking on the roof!

Friday, 27 November 2015

Ongoing Advice To My Cat - Roofers

The roofers have repaired the roof and have now gone, you can stop hiding in the basement kitchen.

Thursday, 26 November 2015

Ongoing Advice To My Cat - Roof Repairs

As noted before, the nice men on the roof are fixing it in order to make your home warm and dry. There is no need to hide in the basement kitchen whilst they are on the roof.

Wednesday, 25 November 2015

Advice To Guest Cat

Even though you are Rosie's friend, you don't live here Aslan.

Tuesday, 24 November 2015

Cat Puke Abounds

Well done Rosie, not only do you start Monday with puking in the kitchen but you draw the day to a close with some projectile vomiting in the lounge!

Maybe if you didn't bolt your food down so quickly, your stomach would have a better chance of retaining it for a while?

Monday, 23 November 2015

Morning Has Broken - Cat Vomit

Monday morning has started well.

Rosie, having had her breakfast, then promptly upchucked it on the kitchen floor.

Thank you Rosie!

Thursday, 19 November 2015

Question For My Cat - Fridge Sitting

Taking pole position on top of the fridge or iron staircase into the kitchen, in readiness for any special food offerings, is indeed a cunning strategy.

However, is it comfortable?

Tuesday, 17 November 2015

Ongoing Advice To My Cat - Scaffolding

There is no need to run to your safe room (the basement bathroom) to hide from the scaffolders and their scaffolding.

The nice men from the scaffolding company are here to help fix a leak in the roof, which will make the house warm and dry for you!

Monday, 16 November 2015

Ongoing Advice To My Cat - String

String is not part of a cat's normal healthy diet, even if it is the string that was used to tie up  the roast sirloin.

Thursday, 12 November 2015

Helping a Cat Settle In To a New Home

When trying to help your cat settle in to its new home, always put butter on its paws.

Once the cat has finished licking its paws clean, it will feel suitably relaxed and comfortable in its new environment.

Wednesday, 11 November 2015

My Thanks To My Cat - Furballs

My gratitude for your overnight furball in the kitchen, doubtless regurgitated in sympathy for my stomach bug.

Tuesday, 10 November 2015

Cats Rule!

Cats are by far one of nature's most intelligent creatures.

They do exactly what they want, when they want.

Unlike dogs they do not need to be walked, they even clean up their own mess.

Cats Rule!

Monday, 9 November 2015

Question For My Cat - Swedish

You can't read Swedish, therefore why are you sitting on Stadsholmens magazine?

Friday, 6 November 2015

Thursday, 5 November 2015

Advice To Spiders

Get out of my bathroom, or I will send the cat in after you!

Wednesday, 4 November 2015

Thursday, 29 October 2015

Wednesday, 28 October 2015

Tuesday, 27 October 2015

Ongoing Advice To My Cat - Attracting My Attention

When trying to attract my attention, whilst I am talking, jumping up on the table and knocking off a tray is a tad over dramatic.

Monday, 26 October 2015

Friday, 23 October 2015

Thanks To My Cat - Chair Warming

Thank you for warming my office chair on this rather chilly October morning!

Wednesday, 21 October 2015

Tuesday, 20 October 2015

Monday, 19 October 2015

Ongoing Advice To My Cat - Builders

Apologies for the inconvenience caused to your lifestyle and daily routines by the fact that we have builders coming and going at the moment.

Friday, 16 October 2015

Ongoing Advice To My Cat - Stairway Manners and Etiquette

It is very rude of you to barge past people on the stairs when you are going for your breakfast.

Friday, 9 October 2015

Ongoing Advice To My Cat - Using Litter Trays

When using you litter tray, it is customary to place your bottom within the general area of the tray rather than perch on the rim of it bottom protruding over the edge!

Wednesday, 7 October 2015

Ongoing Advice To My Cat - Table Manners

It is ill mannered to pat the mashed carrots just because you can't get to the pork chops.

Tuesday, 6 October 2015

Ongoing Advice To My Cat - Sharing Chairs

There are several chairs and a bench in the garden, you can surely share them with the neighbours' cats who sometimes visit and sit on one of them; instead of pushing them off everytime you see one of them sitting in a chair?

Monday, 5 October 2015

Ongoing Advice To My Cat - Shenanigans

I am trying to work, please could you conduct your shenanigans outside of the house!

Friday, 2 October 2015

Cat Vomit

Kudos to my cat for vomiting her food back into her bowl, thus ensuring that there was no mess on the floor and enabling her to eat it later.

Wednesday, 30 September 2015

Document Security

It is unwise to leave important documents in the vicinity of a cat.

Monday, 28 September 2015

Sod's Law - Trips To The Vet

It is the law of sod, that when you need a taxi to take the cat to the vet its takes farking 30 minutes to arrive!