Ongoing Advice To My Cat - Dining Etiquette

There is no need to drag your food from your plate onto the floor when you are eating. The clean plate that we provide you with is there to be used for eating from.

Ongoing Advice To My Cat - The Morning Parade

The morning cat parade and circus on our bed is all very entertaining and "spectacular". However, please could you reschedule it from 4am to something a little closer to 7am?

Ongoing Advice To My Cat - Cat Farts

It is rude, and not ladylike, to fart in my face at 4am when I am in bed trying to sleep.

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

When you feel you are about to throw up, please vacate the duvet on our bed (especially when we are still sleeping underneath it).

Ongoing Advice To My Cat

You will get piles if you keep pressing your bottom against the radiator.

Cat Scream

Kudos To My Cat

Kudos to my cat for vomiting her food back into her bowl, thus ensuring that there was no mess on the floor and enabling her to eat it later.