The Truth About Cats

Ongoing Advice To My Cat - Using Litter Trays

When using you litter tray, it is customary to place your bottom within the general area of the tray rather than perch on the rim of it bottom protruding over the edge!

Ongoing Advice To My Cat - Soap Bubbles

Soap bubbles burst when you bash them.

Ongoing Advice To My Cat - Table Manners

It is ill mannered to pat the mashed carrots just because you can't get to the pork chops.

Ongoing Advice To My Cat - Sharing Chairs

There are several chairs and a bench in the garden, you can surely share them with the neighbours' cats who sometimes visit and sit on one of them; instead of pushing them off everytime you see one of them sitting in a chair?

Ongoing Advice To My Cat - Shenanigans

I am trying to work, please could you conduct your shenanigans outside of the house!

Cat Vomit

Kudos to my cat for vomiting her food back into her bowl, thus ensuring that there was no mess on the floor and enabling her to eat it later.