Ongoing Advice To My Cat - Flageolet Beans

Flageolet beans do not normally form part of a cat's diet!

Ongoing Advice To My Cat - Cat Dribble

Please don't dribble into my ear when I am sleeping.

Ongoing Advice To My Cat - Staring

Staring at my intently from the windowsill, in the early hours, won't get me out of bed any faster in the mornings to feed you.

Cat Alarm Clocks

Cats are very reliable alarm clocks.

Unfortunately they are programmed to wake you at 5am.

Onoging Advice To My Cat - Claw Shedding

When you shed your claws on the floor/carpet, please could you pick them up and dispose of them properly.

Ongoing Advice To My Cat - Dining Etiquette

There is no need to drag your food from your plate onto the floor when you are eating. The clean plate that we provide you with is there to be used for eating from.

Ongoing Advice To My Cat - The Morning Parade

The morning cat parade and circus on our bed is all very entertaining and "spectacular". However, please could you reschedule it from 4am to something a little closer to 7am?