Advice To Neighbours' Cats - Staring

Staring at me through the kitchen window won't make me open the door for you!

Advice To Visiting Cats - Rain

Please dry yourself before sitting on our chairs!

Advice To Neighbours' Cats

We are not a cat cafe!

Ongoing Advice To My Cat and Her Friends

I am trying to work, please could you conduct your shenanigans outside of the house!

Advice To Neighbourhood Cats

We are no longer offering free food and accommodation.