Ongoing Advice To My Cat - Wardrobe Climbing

Trying to climb the side of bedroom wardrobe at 2:00AM, and then noisily falling off is a tad disturbing to your human staff.

Please could you conduct such shenanigans during the day?

Ongoing Advice To My Cat - The Nightly Cat Circus

Whilst last night's cat circus (complete with you climbing the outside of the wardrobe and walking across the top of it) was very entertaining, please could you schedule future performances for daylight hours when we aren't trying to sleep?

Ongoing Advice To My Cat - The Top of The Wardrobe

Kudos to you for managing to get to the top of the wardrobe. However, you paid little attention as to how you were going to get back down unaided.

Lucky for you that you had human staff to help you down!