Cats The Movie

Dame Judi Dench was so meticulous in her preparation for her role in Cats, that for the last six months she’s been pooing in a tray in the conservatory, brought home dead birds, and hung around the neighbours’ house so often they started feeding her. pic.twitter.com/rQz4W0TfMx

— Alistair Coleman (@alistaircoleman) July 18, 2019

The Cat Scale

I am currently at number 3.

Don't Blame The Cat!

Rosie Enjoying Some Freshly Cooked Lamb's Liver

Morning Has Broken!

Morning has broken, and I am greeted by not just by my cat (Rosie), but by her chums Kitty and Aslan (Kitty's son) who seem to have tailgated Rosie in through the cat flap during the night!

Cat Lookalikes

People keep telling me I look like Ron Swanson. I can’t see it myself. #lookalike pic.twitter.com/CVZyBTpGd1

— Leo (@leosdiaries1) June 27, 2019

Aslan's Shoe Polishing Service

Rosie's friend Aslan made a thorough job of polishing my shoes, so thorough in fact that he overbalanced and rolled over mid polish (much to his surprise!).