Huzzah It's Friday!

Happy National Cat Day

Rosie would like to wish all the cats in America a very Happy National Cat Day!

Ongoing Advice To My Cat - Bank Statements

Bank statements are not cat bedding for sleeping on or scratching.

Ongoing Advice To My Cat - Attracting My Attention

When trying to attract my attention, whilst I am talking, jumping up on the table and knocking off a tray is a tad over dramatic.

Advice To Neighbours' Cats - Staring

Staring at me through the kitchen window won't make me open the door for you!

Thanks To My Cat - Chair Warming

Thank you for warming my office chair on this rather chilly October morning!

Ongoing Advice To My Cat - Curry

You do not eat curry!

Ongoing Advice To My Cat - Breakfast Time

My early morning cat breakfast feeding time call is not scheduled for 4:00AM!

Ongoing Advice To My Cat - Sainsburys' Delivery

Fear not, the nice man from Sainsburys' will soon be here with your food delivery.

Ongoing Advice To My Cat - Builders

Apologies for the inconvenience caused to your lifestyle and daily routines by the fact that we have builders coming and going at the moment.

Ongoing Advice To My Cat - Stairway Manners and Etiquette

It is very rude of you to barge past people on the stairs when you are going for your breakfast.

Who Drank All The Milk?

Advice To Visiting Cats - Rain

Please dry yourself before sitting on our chairs!

Ongoing Advice To My Cat - Jam on Toast

Cats are not meant to eat jam on toast!

The Truth About Cats

Ongoing Advice To My Cat - Using Litter Trays

When using you litter tray, it is customary to place your bottom within the general area of the tray rather than perch on the rim of it bottom protruding over the edge!

Ongoing Advice To My Cat - Soap Bubbles

Soap bubbles burst when you bash them.

Ongoing Advice To My Cat - Table Manners

It is ill mannered to pat the mashed carrots just because you can't get to the pork chops.

Ongoing Advice To My Cat - Sharing Chairs

There are several chairs and a bench in the garden, you can surely share them with the neighbours' cats who sometimes visit and sit on one of them; instead of pushing them off everytime you see one of them sitting in a chair?

Ongoing Advice To My Cat - Shenanigans

I am trying to work, please could you conduct your shenanigans outside of the house!

Cat Vomit

Kudos to my cat for vomiting her food back into her bowl, thus ensuring that there was no mess on the floor and enabling her to eat it later.