Ongoing Advice To My Cat - Attracting My Attention

When trying to attract my attention, whilst I am talking, jumping up on the table and knocking off a tray is a tad over dramatic.

Advice To Neighbours' Cats - Staring

Staring at me through the kitchen window won't make me open the door for you!

Thanks To My Cat - Chair Warming

Thank you for warming my office chair on this rather chilly October morning!

Ongoing Advice To My Cat - Curry

You do not eat curry!

Ongoing Advice To My Cat - Breakfast Time

My early morning cat breakfast feeding time call is not scheduled for 4:00AM!

Ongoing Advice To My Cat - Sainsburys' Delivery

Fear not, the nice man from Sainsburys' will soon be here with your food delivery.

Ongoing Advice To My Cat - Builders

Apologies for the inconvenience caused to your lifestyle and daily routines by the fact that we have builders coming and going at the moment.