Ongoing Advice To My Cat - Upchucking Your Lunch

Upchucking your recently gobbled lunch onto the kitchen floor, at the very moment I was making a sandwich is not very polite.

Ongoing Advice To My Cat - The Top of The Wardrobe

Kudos to you for managing to get to the top of the wardrobe. However, you paid little attention as to how you were going to get back down unaided.

Lucky for you that you had human staff to help you down!

Ongoing Advice To My Cat - Meowing

Meowing in a whiny manner won't make the weather any better!

Ongoing Advice To My Cat - Food Bowl

There is no need to wake me up to feed you at 5:00AM, when you food bowl still has food in it!

The Chosen One

His arrival was foretold in the ancient murals... pic.twitter.com/gON2MbR7Fb

— Iain Overton (@iainoverton) February 29, 2016

Ongoing Advice To My Cat - Flea Treatment

Why do you make such a fuss over your monthly flea drops?

Surely the "annoyance" of a few flea drops pales into insignificance when compared to the daily irritation of flea bites?

Ongoing Advice To My Cat - Head Sitting

Please do not sit on my head when I am trying to sleep.