Good News For My Cat - Scaffolding

Good news Rosie, the roof is now fixed and the scaffolding has been taken down today.

You may now relax safe in the knowledge that you will be warm, dry and undisturbed by ladders, scaffolding and men walking on the roof!

Ongoing Advice To My Cat - Roofers

The roofers have repaired the roof and have now gone, you can stop hiding in the basement kitchen.

Ongoing Advice To My Cat - Roof Repairs

As noted before, the nice men on the roof are fixing it in order to make your home warm and dry. There is no need to hide in the basement kitchen whilst they are on the roof.

Advice To Guest Cat

Even though you are Rosie's friend, you don't live here Aslan.

Cat Puke Abounds

Well done Rosie, not only do you start Monday with puking in the kitchen but you draw the day to a close with some projectile vomiting in the lounge!

Maybe if you didn't bolt your food down so quickly, your stomach would have a better chance of retaining it for a while?

Morning Has Broken - Cat Vomit

Monday morning has started well.

Rosie, having had her breakfast, then promptly upchucked it on the kitchen floor.

Thank you Rosie!

Question For My Cat - Fridge Sitting

Taking pole position on top of the fridge or iron staircase into the kitchen, in readiness for any special food offerings, is indeed a cunning strategy.

However, is it comfortable?

Ongoing Advice To My Cat - Shoe Boxes

Shoe boxes are for shoes, not for cats.

Ongoing Advice To My Cat - Scaffolding

There is no need to run to your safe room (the basement bathroom) to hide from the scaffolders and their scaffolding.

The nice men from the scaffolding company are here to help fix a leak in the roof, which will make the house warm and dry for you!

Ongoing Advice To My Cat - String

String is not part of a cat's normal healthy diet, even if it is the string that was used to tie up  the roast sirloin.

Mog's Christmas Calamity

Helping a Cat Settle In To a New Home

When trying to help your cat settle in to its new home, always put butter on its paws.

Once the cat has finished licking its paws clean, it will feel suitably relaxed and comfortable in its new environment.

My Thanks To My Cat - Furballs

My gratitude for your overnight furball in the kitchen, doubtless regurgitated in sympathy for my stomach bug.

Cats Rule!

Cats are by far one of nature's most intelligent creatures.

They do exactly what they want, when they want.

Unlike dogs they do not need to be walked, they even clean up their own mess.

Cats Rule!

Question For My Cat - Swedish

You can't read Swedish, therefore why are you sitting on Stadsholmens magazine?

Ongoing Advice To My Cat - Mobile Phones

When one of our mobile phones rings the call is not for you.

Advice To Spiders

Get out of my bathroom, or I will send the cat in after you!

Ongoing Advice To My Cat - Computers

The keyboard of my pc is not the equivalent of a "bead massage" seat for cats.

Advice To Humans From My Cat - Cat Hoarding

Don't hoard cats!

Question For My Cat - Broccoli

Since when do cats eat broccoli?